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March 18, 2009

A week of excuses #2:Witness to an accident

This is kind of a reversal on "my dog ate it."  "I was waiting at a four-way stop and this guy blew past me on the left without stopping and slammed into  the car I was waiting for."  You get good citizen points for staying and offering to be an eye-witness, which could take a few hours given police arrival times these days.  Unlike the dog, you're using it to excuse a minor lateness, but setting up a longer early departure.  "Remember that accident?  I have to leave today to testify in court." 

  Rather than tell you the truth, we'll let you choose all week long. Feel free to use these for yourself.  

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