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March 17, 2009

A week of excuses #1: My dog ate it

Yes, although this one is so , it is so stereotypical that it just might work. Don't use it for the paper you can't turn in, use it for being late, having to take the day off, etc.  "We had a bad problem with slugs in the garden, and my dog decided to eat the snail bait we laid out. So I had to take him in to the vet to get his stomach pumped."

Like any good excuse this sets up a follow-up early departure: "They kept my dog over night so I have to go in and pick him up before they close at 5." 

  Rather than tell you the truth, we'll let you choose all week long. Feel free to use these for yourself.  

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