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March 17, 2009
A week of excuses #1: My dog ate it
Yes, although this one is so , it is so stereotypical that it just might work. Don't use it for the paper you can't turn in, use it for being late, having to take the day off, etc. "We had a bad problem with slugs in the garden, and my dog decided to eat the snail bait we laid out. So I had to take him in to the vet to get his stomach pumped."
Like any good excuse this sets up a follow-up early departure: "They kept my dog over night so I have to go in and pick him up before they close at 5."
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