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October 15, 2005

What cracks us up...

Are all the losers who tell people this is their web page.

Just FYI:

We're not some student's web page.  We're all adults, at least legally and physically.

Yep, we've all had sex.  Traveled the world. Own a few cars and real estate. Qualify for large loans, and have lost big money in Las Vegas.

We never tell anyone to "check out our web page." 

If they don't fit the above profile, they're losers dying for attention. And you know how we feel about posers. So if Jimmy or Stephen or Rick or Angus tells you this is "their site," kick them in the nuts for us.  That's real attention.


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