we get it... daily
May 18, 2004
Um...persona?
When we hear things like "Jessica Simpson will continue to play her dumb blond persona in Ice Breakers Liquid Ice breath mints commercials" we've got to assume there's a pr copy writer laughing his ass off somewhere.
Similar announcements we'd like to see:
"Christine Aguleria will continue to play her slut persona..."
"Fifty Cent will continue to play his dumb thug persona..."
"Brad Pitt will continue to play his beefcake persona..."
"Disney Corporation will continue to pay it's clueless money grubbing persona..."
"Michael Jackson will continue to play his creepy alien persona..."
"Paris Hilton will continue to play her ultra-rich ultra-bitch persona..."
"Ashton Kutcher will continue to play his clueless retard persona..."
We could do this all day but we're still trying to stay politics-free for at least a little while longer. Play this with your friends...it's fun!
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