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February 13, 2004
Little Old Lady Land...
It is so fucking annoying. A few years back it sure looked like the US was finally maturing. Now it's like every little old lady "that offends me and has done me psychological harm" selfish, parochial, thin-skinned, judgmental, brain-damaged complaint gets administrative strokes and legal credibility. Fuck that shit, can't people put crap in perspective any more? If you're fragile enough that a word or image on TV screws up your life, it probably isn't the TV's fault Gomer. A couple of recent thoughts:
Don't like that breast that flashed on the screen for a micro-second? What the fuck were you doing still watching after all the pelvic grinding, crotch and breast grabbing, and suggestive lyrics that went on for the first 10 minutes of the show? Change the channel moron.
Got a gripe with some legislator who did some glamour shots to spice up a magazine interview? Gee, seems like that's your problem not hers. Maybe it's more because nobody wants to see you in a low-cut dress?
Can't stand that web page that throws Fuck in every now and then unexpectedly? Who the fuck invited you here anyway?
Is everyone bothering you about not showing up for your National Guard duty? Hmm. Well, maybe they do have a point there given your posturing and finger pointing chuckles. Kinda left yourself open on that one.
Wish we could understand how things got so messed-up. It's like a bad science fiction novel, like if Orwell wrote Little Women. Back in the day folks left Europe to escape religious and social persecution and restriction. We took 200 years to invent a whole new batch of it for ourselves, and now Europe sits back and laughs at us with every dopey incredulous thing we take seriously. Fuck that's embarrassing, can we sue someone over it?
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