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October 29, 2003

Let's go shopping!

Happy Birthday Winona Ryder.  Has it really been less than a year since your last trip to Rodeo Drive?

Kind of lazy today - two "birthday" pages in a row, recycling links to old pages, kind of lame - but we're busy working on a big present for all of you.  No, it's not related to the contest (below).  But it's cool.

  In exactly 2 days, we're making a subtle change to the evil.com home page. We're having a contest: anyone who can successfully predict what change that would be will get their name published as "too smart for their own good."

Clue #4 - Some things just sound silly if you hold onto them.

You can send guesses through the standard method.  If you can't figure out the standard method, you're obviously not "too smart for your own good."

Everything you need to figure it out is right on this site. And for clarity's sake, since accurate time is sooooo important, we're talking about a change that will happen sometime on 10/31/2003.  So many people have been guessing that our change is more Shouts and Drooling.  Well, there are new Shouts this week! So, you can see, nothing to do with The Shouts.  Here they are, More Quotes to Make You Feel Superior.

New among the ranks of the Too Smart for Their Own Good: "Argo Elle", "Wheeler Pryor". They join "Nick Jones", "Beck Ryan", "jared ulmer" "Matt Gill", "Chris Canuck", "Allan Valdez", "Tyler the Fuzzy Penguin", "MS Nicci Azucena", "Kyle Brackenbury"and "John Stamm".  Congrats!!

Scandal!  This just in:  tyler the fuzzy penguin is a fraud. I told him what the change would be, he was just leeching off my genious. -Jared Ulmer
So it might be that Jared wasn't smart enough to keep his genious mouth closed? We're gonna have to think on this.

Disturbing trend.  This page is getting too damn busy.  Come 10/30 we'll have to do something about  that.


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