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Dec 20, 2002

Having been so impressed by her wearing his designs during the shoplifting trial, designer Marc Jacobs will hire Winona Ryder to model for his Spring & Summer catalog...

Oh, this is just too easy.  
Apparently payment involves his turning his back and counting to twenty while she scoops up everything she can carry and runs for the door.


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