Le monde ne tourne plus rond, la planète et les gens qui y vivent deviennent fou, ou inconscient ce qui est pire !

This site was very interesting when it was just a place to read someones thoughts, in an otherwise corporate cluttered, porn infested,money based internet. But with your new additions i can no longer tell your site from the rest. You have just blended in with the background. I hope the new additions work well for you. **Goodbye** D. Silverstone 

help me out on drugs plzzz i ll pay u back-josh knight   

duuuude the colorsssss!!!!!  *squee!* a childs garden of grass...reasons not to smoke pot: getting caught hehe  

Good heavens! I do believe the hemorrhoids have reached critical mass! -Tarmaque the Magnificent     

School's out.  No more hell.  I miss my friends.  ~Stevie B. Crazy         

hush...Do you hear that curious noise? Life is more fun when you have a library care.    

My thing died    Love, bob       

What would Dard Do? Love Dard       

Pie isn't all that good u know. Try Skittles. Insane Monkey       

Why cant the all the poop humour and the sick chicken jokes be united so then we can have chiken poop humor?-chorbalan           

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 guys and slikies are alot alike their both fun to watch fall down stairs...*LOU* 

You don't belong here, creep.  

Metalica RULE, st.anger ROCKS       

hey stephen. i really really hate you. how could you do this to me you evil son of a bitch. Tina Teano     

i was just kidding. i don't hate you. but you are an evil bastard. Tina Teano       

death is a release...not a punishment...........when will the hurting stop?...Jonas Sketch Valerio   

"Interesting.... Very Interesting"  S. Holmes      

I don't get it! I don't get it! You know what, flamingos like croutons and croutons are good. Yes. - Haroldi J. Bishop    

Laughter is what keeps me sane or is it my sanity making me laugh......but i like it      Graham Cook UK

Am I really your/ little handbasket of doom/oh joy, oh rapture -Imalegna Jones 

 Perhaps Miss Jones already has her own website, she just enjoys visiting yours and seeing how you reply.  Like a rat hitting the feeder bar.             

I am very bored. Pie rule. No pie sucks. You die.-Cherry Eyeliner does not have a flavor it is simply a color. ok?          

hey: ever since i put the bong down, this question has been burning a hole in my mind: who would win in a fight between bozo and jesus? and how would the victor of that do against mothra? or steven hawkings? Gene Bailey, the methhead to end all methheads.  

Why won't you go away?         

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evil so cool i name my cat after it          

Just when I think I've become sufficiently twisted, someone comes along and cuts me down... jerks :) - J. Bolduc          

This site primarily uses primary colors in the text...reason being?? - Hedda Neelsen       

i agree you guys are like the coolest um uh trees are fun i like trees-keith hickman-perfetti(godfather)     

hey this site rocks! i was in a bad mood but now im all right! keep updating!- lisa richards         

Raul! Would you preferr to rock my right ventricle or my aorta?-Nikki 

OK, special question there is a boarding house with 32 windows 1 window per house if you know that the owners grandma died yesterday how many people are in the boarding house?-chorbalan 

 - Note to self--Raul you are a dumbass! -Neil 

this site sucks major!!!!! refugee, fugee 

Contemplate the "cool guy" with the Miata who does'nt  come to turn off his alarm at three in the morning.....- NYPHAI QUENDI        

If a person's brain were transplanted into someone elses head, who would the original person be? The brain or the body???? Morgana Laninopally   

grr.. to you.. i have a question for you...  why is the world so jacked up and why do i have to heard about everyone elses problems, i have enough of my own.. why else would they put me on effexor!?!?! --- the tantric temptress         

Do you have good recipe for hemorrhoids, yes? Alex Boris      

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 you are driving in your car at the speed of light. you turn your head lights on. where does the light go??--lilly     

Should entropy be regarded as the ultimate form of chaos or order? - Dante Marx        

At the store, can you buy a new frying pan? I'm a little squeamish about using the one we use to kill people.       

but if there really was one ring to rule them all you guys would update this site! annonmoose the wonder moose 

Whats with you guys and my evil twin?! seesh! you don't have to put Kevin Jones on every day do ou?!-Mark Jones    

Oh I get it it know your a race of highly trained super monkeys that are bred with goldfish so you can fly!!! I am an to you meryll Streep!!! YAR!!! the jolly rodger           

I don't get it (sob) I put in 50 different thingies but it keeps saying the same thing... Why are you tormenting me with omnipotency?! curse you evil.com curse you i say evil bob the builder   

Tonight Tonight is a great song but Led Zepplin's "Stairway to Heaven" is better... Exodus        

I rave on Pamela Anderson's hoo-hoos. they big and stiffy. Lick them I must! Feel the force... Luke... breathe   

Im sick of white homies who hate me for wearing black and spikes.i hate them for being BATTY TITRATS. Oh and i have a shirt that says "FUBU sucks". bondages rules \m/ -random chick        

I like cheese cause its orange, mommy also lets me ride the yellow bus because im special   -Val Xayveor         

When the hair in your armpit turns bright orange, the only thing you can do is dye it the original color or shave it off. I mean that's just all you can do because, well ...you know it's just "unfasionable" to have orange strands of hair in your pits and besides then your BOs won't even smell like BOs anymore they'll smell something like Marg Simpson and Jack Osbourne with a faint whiff of dead children not a pleasent smell I promise. So Just take care of that orange hue in your pits next time. Okay? .....Anyone got pie?     Morgan Landerson          

If God is dead, and no one cares, then why the hell is there a song along those lines?-- Rev. Wolfcat Moonchylde         

This site is has no purpose what-so-ever.  It is just freaks and weirdos trying to sound like there somthing when they are not.  There people like me thats why I love it.  You guys are geniuses._Lord Anarch_           

I love you! Ditch Ashley and take me. Wait... I'm comitted to Kaioshin, the small purple supreme god in Dragonball Z. Damnation! I'll go back to making my web shrine then. - Jiyu Tanaka    

If Kurt Kobain hadn't killed himself, I would fuck hisbrains out. -Emily Hamil    

hang on, are you saying you're not my mother? sorry, I'm in the wrong place then          

Another confucius quote Confucius say: If life gives you lemons masturbate if life gives you porn make lemon pie-chorbalan           

Why is it that this site is the only one I have ever saw without advertisments... and does so awesome without them. craig chambers         

I feel pretty -oh  yes so very pretty-no im not gay ---another haiku by chorbalan           

If E.C wanted something clever to be posted, He wouldn't post the idiotic feedback. Unless of course, he was trying for reverse psychology.  -- Adam Wang    

Could anyone else go for a big chicken patty right now?-Noodle          

A chicken patty is a beautiful thing in the eyes of a fat person. You see, fat people can see things in food that skinny people cannot, and can also believe a serving of food could possibly be a friend. When fat people look at a chicken patty, they don't just see a big juicy slab of meat sandwiched between two soft, pillowy pieces of mouth-watering bread, oh no, they see so much more, they see something beyond this. They see a friendly invite from the tasty sandwich, telling them it's ok to sink his teeth into his supposed friend and gnaw off a huge piece for his own fat-filled pleasure. Think of this comment the next time you eat a chicken patty, you'll know what I'm talking about-Noodle      

Well I don't think this is genuinely clever but if it's not then you can just delete it.  Now would you like fries with that? Jazz Lessard           

Programming gives you complete control over an innocent, vulnerable machine, which will do your evil bidding with a loyalty not even your pet dog can rival 

That rash sounds horrible...Perhaps you should disguise yourself as a bear and seek medical attention from a national park ranger -Stabulicious     

"scream yell and bash your head off the walls" this is the advice to someone devestated by loss? i wonder what he'll say when his fuckin' dog rips my heart out. scream, yell, and bash my head off the walls, really men, my faith in you is brought even lower.      

evil.com - we get it.........daily, me too hahahahah! evil, muahahahahahahahaha - trakmarx         

Evil, my darlings, I shall do my best to live up to being your "little handbasket of doom." -Imalegna Jones           

 do you have any relation to www.hell.com?? because its a scary place. are you scary too? akiva_hilton@yahoo.com   

 hey you fuckin fucker your so fuckin twisted you sick fuckin bitch!! im going to fuckin laugh when you die in a fuckin mosh pit!!! (actually that would be pretty fuckin fun) -KEllY  

You guys must get really bored to put up a retarded site like this, there is no point and it is not funny.     

"buy XBOX - made in america, by americans" ...I was just wondering if that is why it isnt very good? - Arthur, Chocolate Bunny of Death

Hi. You're hot. I wouldn't mind doing you.        

this site is pretty kewl...r u guyz sexi??? ~ F'inK           

Did you know there is an evil.org, it is locked by a password though... I WANNA KNOW WHAT GOES ON THERE!!! Gimme the password damn it! -Frodo  

What the hell is wrong with Opera Web Browser. I use it all the time and I found it is the fastest, better than IE and Netscape. -Frodo... again        

Nalani Jolly is my girlfriend's sister... isn't that so cool!? -Frodo 

A guy said "I want to be more like Christ" I said, "Oh you want people to go out on crusades and kill hundreds of thousands in your name? All hail Leon, accept Leon or die!"  Some people's ego!  Jeffrey D. Dean, Sr.     

so how does one apply to write for e.c? who do i talk to? who do i email? who's leg do i have to hump to get more than a half-assed response on the shouts page?----------------------------------------------------------------------------daily wisdom: none. i ran out. Gene Bailey, bringer of noise and harbinger of occasional idiocy.         

 you ARE the missing link... Good Bye (angelnsofla) Darlene Dean       

Hi, im Jake. I heart Evil people. but, i've gotta kno, wats w/ the flashing countries on the world map?     

Hey, what's a hormone? Is it like something in you'r body that just comes out when you have sex? Candy Matson         

what made you choose the side of evil? were you just made at you bose for firing you because of a cirtain "Cheese" insident or was it the one with the "Cow in the bothroom".............? i should just shut up now... yea... ok... bye... goodbye... i said bye! goodbye! BYE!!!!!!         

i once bought a teapot at an oriental market that had this warning label on the box:  WARNING: may cause the seamy side volitation.  - david earle

i just found this site today and ive been all over it but what exactly is the purpose.. there doesnt need to be a purpsoe its totaly awsome so keep up the good work!!!  I Love Chris !!!!!

If you had to have sex with a realy ugly chick or have sex with a realy hot chick who would you choose?How about if the hot chick was your grandma and the ugly chick had chicken?-chorbalan

Hooray for the 4th of July!  I hate almost everything about it.  My dumb-ass neighbors shoot fireworks from 9:00 p.m. 'till 2:00 a.m. for five or six days straight**the streets are all blocked off for "parades"**the air national guard does high-speed-high-noise fly bys for any small town that asks for one**I get invited to three or four excruciations called "picnics" to which I must accept at least one or I will have to go to one of the others**one word: relatives**I probably have to work, but if I don't you can be sure my boss will call me in (or, see "picnics" above)**Hot weather and/or rain**Fireworks stands taking up 60% of every spare parking lot in the county**It's enough to make you want to strap a row of firecrackers to your head and dive head first into a burning barrel.  I'm going back to bed.  Evil Twin Douglas      

How old are you guys anyway? I mean,  you seem to be extremely ingenious, at least brighter than anyone I know. How do you come up with this stuff? It's pretty damn funny if you ask me(which you didn't),but anyway, I hope you respond .....  ^.~  Keyne Day, NY  ^.^   

If I come up with something genuinely clever, that will be the day pigs fly(which they can't, at least i don't think they can, can they?) .....  ^.~  Keyne Day  ^.^          

I need more shout pages or I WILL in fact release the llama conspiracy. And although no one would know what that is.... I asure you it is nothing to your liking so I strongly suggest that you put more shout pages. They're very wonderful indeed. Espeacially since I am a loser with nothing to do than read the latest up dates on evil.com and create llama conspiracies. - lucas fillman-    

This is a tight ass site! y didn't i find it before? It kicks the shit out of my usual nsync.com routine! (he he you cant stop me from sending in stupid feedback now!) elsie howard     

i just thought you guys would like 2 know that the oriental guy w/ the glasses is oh so fine and only HE can make me play with myself... -elsie howard      

All ye young sailors come listen to me- I'M WEARING A DIAPER AND I LOVE IT!! LMAO!! I live in aplace where the sky is orange-even at night! And the mountains are jagged and there are Grues. Yes Grues. You have moved into a dark place It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Grues??!?!  What the heck is a Grue?!?! Damnit, make sense, Grue! Explane yourself! HERE THEN HERE GO HERE! http://www.blurty.com/users/fairmontgrue/ And maybe just maby you can find the singing sea and come to me tell me what you see. Life ain't a garden so quit being a hoe. How can you be happy if yo' whig be nappy? Fo' Shizzle! NARF!!        

And here I thought that that little blurb "We get it daily" was some sort of arrogant commentary on the sirs' sex-life.  Forgive my crassness.  -Imalegna Jones

you guys got me thinking - 'nuff said   Ben Herman       

Hey, can you guess what nationality my name is? If u get it right I will send you five dollars ^.~ Well my name is KEYNE           

Do you guys do anything constructive with your lives? Or is this it, by the way what do you think of Racoons? -Laurie Bell           

I finally get the blinking map on the static page! The blinking countries are ones which have major hunger problems, and when it turns to the light map those countries don't have much power either. I get it -Chris Rougier       

You forgot the most important lie of all.  Sure, everyone else lies to us.  We're used to that, we live in a sceptical world because of it.  But you forgot that we all lie to ourselves to stave off despair, insanity, boredom.  And really, what's more evil -- your lover lying to you about your assive stamina, or your telling it to yourself every night you sleep alone after she gets rid of you?  We lie to ourselves so blackly and subtley that even you at Evil can't come close.  So sorry.  -Ahab's Apotheosis           

hey you've got that loading screen off fallout in static, that's pretty cool. Fallout 2 the only sequel better than the original. Sexy Tom        

The goth chick with the Fuck me i'm famous T-shirt is a man she's got a weiner!!!!-Mister slippy fist      

Like your little coner of the web a lot.  Keep spinning.  --Don Delmonico         

the shouts are getting lame...... you read a couple hundred then you've read them all..... and yes including this one.... from ciara    

Which is werse sum1 useing Money Python Quotes in there work, or the fact that I notice? (B4 u say it I no I cant spell, we aint all as wise as U, 4 !)          

momma dont like this wicked clown i mite come from the dark side of town.. when shes gone n ur alone again.. 50 bucks sez ull let me in... hehehehe i miss my icp!!        

i have the need to rape random objects.. i dunno its like a sickness...  ~the wasted juggalette    "mmm yummy!" 

There will come a day when all mankind bows doen, and only one will stand amongst-  Biy Intel           

wow i gotta say this is one cool site finally something that really is funny!! keep it up-chelsea      

"Insufferable sting, that sanity should ground arms on such a field!"  It's your field, perhaps, but you understand little of what it takes to ground the arms of sanity.  Your viewpoint on lies comes closest, running concentric circles about the human conceptions of social convienience and purpose.  But no matter -- it's just a bit sad that your sanity chose this field rather than one more dignified, or at the very least more interesting.  As for evil, " that horror's out of me, and with the soft feeling of the human in me, yet will I try to fight ye, ye grim, phantom futures!" And as that esteemed personage continued, "Stand by me, hold me, bind me, O ye blessed influences!".  Perhaps you can gain a little more respect if you can tell me who said my quotes, and where they said them.        

You're reading one too many big fish stories guy.  Is there a Starbucks near by?  We want a latte.

Durandana, the fruitcake and the cutter.  Joyeouse, the valorous and unfaithfully weilded.  Cortana, the gift that was lost.  You have none of their temper, but you ought to know who made them.  Enlighten thyself!  -The Swordsmith (Mr Smith, to you.)   

so much time has passed and this is what we have to show     -lifer       

You guys are french arn't you? Cause "The Final Programme by Michael Moorcock " (Which is apparently your offical book) in actually only in french "La Programme Final". So I just figured you might be french - Jean Chretein      

What a waste of a perfectly good domain name...Jon Davis      

What's green and brown and that's stinking deep in the wood ?                                          French Guy 

Slowly.

Well, since I need to get back to playing with myself, i'll just say that I have found nothing "Evil" about this web site at all, I think you just got bored with playing with yourselves and made this site for something to do, or maybe, just maybe there is some hidden meaning that I havent found yet.  But be assured I will keep looking.-Ben  

Thanks for asking.  We've been meaning to clear that up.

Isn't it strange that the amount of buns per pack is always different than the amount of hot dogs (or other meats stuffed into intestinal lining) per pack. These people are out to either A) waste our money on having an excess of one, or B) they want to bring everybody together to eat large feasts therefore selling more product. Well as of now I say let's stop eating pig anus, snout, and whatever else is in those hot dogs and drive these bastards out of business. Who's with me? - 2b the Bard    

  Loki is my God, To this i nod, i shout to you, you shout to me, can't we all be fucking free! ~~Katree Illeni       

Ha Ha...Funny how i was just playing with myself isnt it?...grranyways..I like this...i like this alot, almost as much as i like swallowing rubber bands and letting birds next between my legs...anyways...-Lindsey   

Hey, you guys fuckin rock. This is my number one, all time favorite website. SO, keep up the good work.... and btw, we should know this isn't porn... who even cares about porn in books and mags anymore? It's all about the web pages, huh?- La'Verta Taylor           

Mr's E, raul and the Z's-- It was disheartening not to have been put in the new dumb and silly section.  I guess i just don't keep in touch enough... but the loves still there.  I think I've come to terms with the concept that you are definitely smarter that I am... but do you know what omphaloskepsis means-- HAHA!  Sorry this must be closing in on a drool, even a slime, eh? Anyway I still would like a polo shirt and one day maybe even a shout... I'll work on the brevity thing, and I'l try to make it back before the month is out... if my wife, child, two dogs, cat, bird, and my landlords yard chores don't keep me too long.  Later Jeff Mills ( blah, blah, relative of, blah, blah ogre) 

why me? why? what have i ever done to deserve the eternal hate, suffering and jello without whipp cream? WHY? -drowning in self pity in the cheap part of the hamptons  

repetitive first repetitve last name says something evil could come about it if given middle initial, Dick N. Bush    

The August 5th page discussed Barnes and Noble and furniture and how you purchase from Amazon more and more - quite funny, I even told the wife about it. - John Stamm         

What in the world did you have for breakfast, beans with a truckload of port-a-john's? Ryan Jones       

I once had a dream the giant giraffes were attacking all of man kind, and a guy and me were the only one's in the whole world who could stop them because we could buy eyes for the back of our heads. Needless to say, I no longer like giraffes!  *Amanda*      

oooh. it took me a long time to figure out how to make one of these thingys after reading...them all....cuz i hav a life....really...somewhere. whered it go? it jumped out the second story window.wheeeeeeeee.that was fun.hmm. good sight..if you eat carrots...i meant good site too though, probably.boring stuff gets deleted.delete delete delete.this will break that delete button of yours.muhaha.oh,wait, i mean.damn..anyway, you're site made me laugh, or rather, the idiots that go to your site made me laugh, answers as well, so im laughing at myself, go me, ok then, i think i said "i" too many times, keep making fun of people, mucho easio and funE everytime. -tara shire        

I'm sorry, but Hellboy is going to suck.  Just like all the other comic book movies of late.  Problem being once you let the Hollywood Machine get ahold of an idea they aren't happy with it until they piss in it.  I will admit that X-men and it's sequel were, watchable but other than that the only comic based movie I've seen in YEARS was "The Cowboy Bebop Movie".  What?  You didn't know that Cowboy Bebop was Manga?  Losers.  --Evil Twin Douglas        

Please tell me what in the hell is hellboy!  I went to the website and saw a bunch of cool pictures and comic covers, but no goddamn storyline! Is he a devil, or a mutated little boy, or some kind of hobo?  WHY ARE THE NAZIS INVOLVED!!! -tyler     

I searched for the face of evil, they told me to look for Rush Limbaugh. I searched for Rush Limbaugh and I found you... Nasty. Bink Mariachi   

Sometimes.... I try to factor myself :) You should try factoring yourself... it gives you such a rush. By the way, it is no longer considered pie. The new politically corect term for it is breaded stuff that was baked in a oven with safe home-style loving. WOOT!          

More vacations? Raul was great and I'm sure the next thing you through at is will be too, but come on, we miss you.   -kris           

Those last two pictures in the static are from the old site....it was better. - Noah Kopcho           

I would thing evil.com would be different......<Andrew Jefferson>         

If a mime is in the middle of the forest, and there is no one around, and then a tree falls on him, does he make any sound? - Amida Butsu Lite         

Here's an idea for PETA. If they don't want us to kill animals, and we want meat, how about we just eat them? Everyone will be happy.        

I found my friends...their in my head-Mr.Slippyfist        

In the evil alphabet, why isn't E for Evil?           

I am a slave to chocolate pudding. Are you a aslave to vanilla pudding? if so, tell me so i can sic my chocolate minioun upon youuu. Neither are all the various permutations of anything with the words it's amazing what you can auto-delete with your inclination of writing something similar to that.   

This is chorbalans alphabet- A is for asshole cuz thats what you are B-is for bitch cuz thats what you are too C is for chorbalans because thats what i am...and now i will skip to F and you know what that is for-chorbalan  

da dumber peeple fink yu are, da mor suprized thhere gonna bee whence yu KILL them.... (Spelling mistakes intended.) -Chloe de LaGarde       

I'm sorry about my last little thing I submitted. It was completely uncalled for. I just thought you should know that Nicole, Ashley, and Zoe are sooo last year! Chloerz is here now! -Chloe, duh! 

If I could be any bird in the world, I'd be the flying purple people eater becuase then people would sing sounds about me, and I could fly down and eat them!  -Paula  (evil just like you if not eviler)         

im marika 14yrs old i cant get the attention of my fucking boyfriend. i dont know what he likes to me maybe he likes me because im the one he can always kissed when ever he like.      

The old definition of evil was: "exceeding normal boundaries." You guys are truly evil. Keep up the good work. Antonio Domenick        

Ever consider how digusting eating is? You spear peices of hot, dead animal, stuff it in you mouth, were you proced to grind and break down with rock-like structures and emzyme filled liquids, then through a series of muscular contractions force it down into a flesh chamber were it is disolved by acid. Pretty, eh? - Darkcristal13@netscape.net           

A duck's quack dosen't echo and no one knows why. Tony      

Did y'all know that the definition of Evil is: Morally bad or wrong; wicked; depraved. Or also could mean: threatening or bringing misfortune; unlucky; disastrous. Kind of reminds me of my life, except without the fun stuff. Hope that was clever enough, or maybe I should just go back to wallowing in self pity. Wait... did I ever stop? ...Lexy           

what if my i told u my mind is stuck and there's nothing would come out my mouth except..WHAT THE HELL ALL THIS ABOUT?!!...Fajer..BH           

Stuck between the worlds of indentured servent and self-determination is a nipple crusher. Thanks for being one of the "somewhat intiresting" places in my computer. Ariel Herman     

 Like tiny airborne particles that refract the light of the sun coming through the window on a cold winter's day, we too one day will come to rest upon and as an inanimate object.  That is until that object gets dusted.  Then we either wind up in the trash or flushed out with the sewage.  -Mundy  

This site's kinda like wrestling a gorilla - You don't quit when you're tired, you quit when the gorilla is tired.  -Stephanie Powell 

Being good or Evil is something you do on the weekend. This site is a great way to spend it.  Jeff Hood 

be----leave........to "be" something then to "Leave" move away..............TRUTH!     i never understand.  I am Alan Jackson of England, welcome.   

heroin adicts are better for society than smokers... at least they usualy clean up after themselves and they die a whole lot quicker too - Ian Cudmore      

genital warts. The gift that keeps on giving. Troy MacKay         

your site is nice but if i was on the moon with a duck, and i ordered pizza, would i share it with the duck? - Ian Cudmore           

the sanity of your claims is questionable, but your site kicks ass! - chri j.           

Life is just the game of hours passed by you - Tanboy  

Yo mammas so fat... that... she... was walking... and... ummm... someone called her FAT! (Damn I'm good...) - Black Mage, king of Stab-ity Death   

Umm the government wouldnt spend money trying too stop the drug trady after all they ARE the fucking drug trade-Mr.SlippyFist  

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you people are part of the un christian AXIS OF EVILLLLLLLL if you dont like this country you can geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttt out YEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *fart*-Jim Ross      

It has been said that multiple exclamation marks are the signs of a diseased mind. Take that as you will, you poor spellers. I swear, the Internet has caused the death of proper spelling and punctuation in this country.  This, from Ross.     

...Interesting place you've got here. Was lucky enough to find it, in the process of having my career ended by the Sky nAAzis. Lots more evil out here than you guys have any idea about. I guess that just makes the whole deal interesting....Sorry, no name-too exposed.-      

What's better then winnig a gold medal in the Special Olympics???????       Not being retarded. Farron Tilly     

so!  you want me to come up with something clever, ay?  well, clever's my middle name, by golly!  i have an inclination, but not  one to write "those words" (and you know what they are, ass-clowns!!!).  my inclination is to write something that has ne'er been written before!  and i just did!  i'll bet you have ass-clown absolutely nowhere on this site!  and i just wrote it1  twice!  beat that, jackson 5!  that was NOT as easy as.. abc...  lalalalala 1.2.3....                                     -Julianna Faddler           

even samurai have teddy bears and even the teddy bears get drunk  -What?     

"It's kid of like the national debt." A direct quote from you folks that I thought you might want to change. It's somewhere on the site, you'll have to find it yourself. I don't think it was intentional, then again maybe it's to show that like our gov't with the national debt you're willing to sell off anything  the people won't notice is gone. Anywho, back to the daily toil for others income- two b 

i am new to this .com my name is jesus but u can call me genius --god   

Those who do evil belive they are doing good. Those who are crazy do not think they are crazy. Therefore, anyone who says either of these things is lying and stupid. Fear the Catch-22. This, from Ross.         

How do I fit more food into my mouth?  -The Payless Shoestore Lady 

Shouts shouts let them all out shouts are the thing i cannot do without...and spanking my monkey too-chorbalan 

Funny site carry on man! Chad Von Maine       

What do the parents really do while we're in school? -Nicki