we get it... daily
Shouting in the corner...
Not quite clever enough to be a shout
more like a mumble...or a drool...
|Yay for eeeevil! - djmischiff||
|I like mittens! -Tice||and they like you Tice|
|I don't understand? what your trying to acomplish with this site, even what it's all about. You got to get more stuff in here||
like airline food
not good, not enough
|James Porter - Fried chicken is delicious, and porn is video of people having sex.||
porn is delicious too James,
if you add enough oil
|I tend to notice that while there is no appearant reason for this, the whole general mish mash of shit, it is amusing. Max K. Starr||
we were going for a general
mash-mish of shit, but I guess that'll have to do
|sup, i originally came to this site, looking for magic and ways for revenge..... But in the long run i don't really understaand it. And all this shit about messages being boring, well we'll see who' bord at the next full moon.... i hope u all enjoy your yourself whiole you still ahve time to live1||
what is it about threatening mail
with lots of misspellings
that makes it so damn funny?
|Jesus was a party animal, who else has turned water into wine? Adam "Iceman"||he hasn't come to one of our parties yet!|
|Ashley says "you're gay||
Ashley! Shut up!
They're going to find out about us!
|Ashley says "when the world ends Ill be there to laugh and taunt the suffering people of this dirt wad" ashleystarfighter@hot mail.com||Ashley sure says a lot of stuff.|
|Hey this page is lacking in evil substance......listen to venetian snares to discover true evil download a track called we hate russel . Guy Roger||
s it available on 8-Track?
We only listen to 8-Track.
|well i dont fancy writing "fuck you asshole" and im in school so i wont play with myself so i guess ill just say well done, cool site. funny AND has a point, dont get a lot of those very often, keep up the good work. Andy Davy||
We want more ramblings like this.
We don't understand them, but
we do want more.
|What do you think about breast implants for chickens? --- Jordan Miller||
We try not to think about the Jordan.
And stop touching yourself while you
talk about the chickens!
|Shrouding all the ground around me. Is this holy crow above me. Black as holes within a memory and blue as our new second sun. I stick my hand into his shadow to pull the pieces from the sand. Which I attempt to reassemble to see just who I might have been. I do not recognize the vessel, but the eyes seem so familiar. Like phosphorescent desert buttons singing one familiar song... Jack Danny||
Hmmm. We're guessing you
didn't read the part about being
|Don't Diane Sawyer and friends on Prime time have better things to discuss Jennifer " Wow, nice cleavage!" Lopez and Ben " I can drink you under the table...Bud (hiccup?)" Affleck's impending marriage and 'happy happy joy joy' engagement..... nuclear weapons or saddam maybe???? Jeff Mills||
Jeff, Jennifer doesn't
|"hey tricia pigs say what" huh mom . What? exactly||
|I am sure that i could take over the world if I wanted to, but I just can't be arsed really. -B'man||
Oh come on
|I have invented a cure for which there is no known disease. By l337h4x0r||
We think you can still
patent it. Johnson & Johnson
has several like this.
|I think this site is absolutely awesome I hope you guys keep posting so i can keep laughing. You guys are either incrredibly awesome or incredibly sick either way is kool. Dave Miller||
You give "bipolar" a
|Hasan: I like chicken! You like chicken! Chicken is good! - Peter||
Have you met the porn guy
|Why is It that vilonce on TV is acceptable but sex isin't?- Narly||
We tried sex on the TV.
|davidoff,fuck off you fake-dr.evil||
|okay listen up ass holes i wanna say is that if you turned this in to a porno site i prbabaly would play with my self...also the hot girl with the "fuck you im imfamous" t shirt on should watch it cause i do wanna fuck her...and not because shes imfamous either...(because shes got nice tits and im very very HORNY! )(thanks evil.com):)||
Another reason why we don't
deal in porno.
|OUR MILITARY IS NOT READY FOR THE TIMES TO COME. I FEEL THAT THE WAY THINGS ARE NOW OUR STUPIDITY WILL BE OUR DOWN FALL. SO I HAVE A SUGGESTION I SAY THE HELL WITH CONVENTIONAL WARFARE IN ORDER TO BEAT A TERRORIST YOU HAVE TO BE A TERRORIST BOTH HERE AT HOME AND ABROAD. BELIEVE IT OR NOT THERE ARE TERRORIST GROUPS IN THE U.S. I SAY THE HELL W/ THE GENEVA CONVENTION LAWS AND ULTIMATELY IRRATICATE ALL THREAT FORIEGN AND DOMESTIC NO MORE BULLSHIT TALK JUST ACTION||
On the left side of your keyboard is
|The IRS: we've got what it takes to take what you've got. - Tenku7||
We've got an itchy rash.
|AAHHHHHHH MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 - MATT||
Matt, we're trying to figure out
|MATT there is no jesus monkey WATERMAN||
Jesus Monkey was just here and says
|Fact: The going rate for an ex-Soviet AK47 in the Republic of Congo is one live chicken - Luke Brimmings||What can we get for a dead chicken?|
|when I was young I thought there was a monster under my bed so I got a bear trap and placed under there.................a word of silence for fluffy the teddy bear||
Read "Gloomcookie" - Yes, that's
|Send your androids on over to http://fullspeed.to/theyogertvandals for emoticon instructions -- Jack Pahle||
Our androids are scared of you Jack.
They say they don't want to go.
|Select this text. Type something. Add your name. Click Submit. satan is my lord Robert Hanz||
Satan isn't terribly impressed
|be proud to be an asshole. stupid bitch e_mail me if u want me come & get me baby. u freekin' shit ur website is a blast. i like it.||
Folks, wait a couple of days after your
medication gets adjusted before you post
|im just wondering is the person who did this fuckin web is in drugs cause you know what i kinda love it.....so i think i should be in drugs too-ajay||
We're taking Claritin, does that count?
If you're stuffed-up give it a try Ajay.
|wat would jesus drive? well, i'll tell u. a little pretend car 4 a little pretend man- my teenage anger RULES!!!! luv beth||
Jesus likes Jeeps.
Real Jeeps, not those pompous
Grand Cherokee things.
|- there would be less evil in the world if there would be more monkeys, because monkeys are funny - Spurious Monkey -||Monkeys also do that great thing with dung.|
|the grass is always greener on the other side that is unless your smoking it - you guys rock -colie davis||
What color is it if you're smoking it?
Drug quality hints always confused us.
We bought a lot of parsley in college.
|you rock my world!!! nicole davis||
Shhhh. Nichole, we're with Ashley now.
|you have the best domain name one could ever wish for.... you need to make this site as cool as the url... and I would like to help ;) - Erik Blackthorn||
(Mental image of Erik, running around
|Life is a dream<Todd Smith||
Row row row...come on Todd,
|"you are The feedback 4 the Devil him self KHALED||
If you adjust the speakers
|Steve "The stalker in the girls tree" Wren||
Sounds kind of scary to
anyone actually living in a "girls tree."
|Yo, this is odd. -Douch||
|Exercise your prerogative not to care. - Daniel Krieger||
|What if the hokey pokey is what is's all about? - Neil Owen||
Shake it all about Neil.
|i want demon spells-||We want pie.|
|Benjamin Take the long road and walk it Hazell||
Like you're going to do
something else with it?
|I was trying to find some evil Porn, but instead found your site...that was evil of you - Wane Banker||
We're naughty that way.
|what exactly is "cool"? jessie punk||
It's not exact.
|Short, AND interesting? Sounds like someone I know . . . - Le Fei||
He gets longer if you pet or kiss him.
|How ever did you get such a cool domain name? (Not that you're not worthy of it...) -Jerry Krause||
When the domain registrar says the
site name you want is taken, just keep
calling them a liar and they eventually
give it to you. Crying helps too.
|"curiosity killed the cat, but it got the dog a meal." _me||Thanks. But dog tastes better than cat|
|Tice Smith - This place makes no sense. So why do I understand it?||No clue.|
|Hey, stumbled on ur website and yeah thought I would tell ya it was cool, I'm an atheist/ Kacela Kallas||
Thanks for sharing your
et tu Neo?
|I find it astonishing that a being with such an obviously ventilated mind can keep contained the odor of consciousness, let alone the stench of pseudo-intellectuality. Your mouth is a playpen for the diapered words of small talk. Martin Stephans||
|Intresting sight, I'm confused but intrested. Where am I again? Brett Lindbloom||
It's an interesting site too.
|Return of the Evil mutated Attack Squid (beware) Jack M.||
Was the squid evil before
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