Yay for eeeevil! - djmischiff		Yay!

I like mittens! -Tice		and they like you Tice

I don't understand? what your trying to acomplish with this site, even what it's all about. You got to get more stuff in here		like airline food not good, not enough

James Porter - Fried chicken is delicious, and porn is video of people having sex.		porn is delicious too James, if you add enough oil

I tend to notice that while there is no appearant reason for this, the whole general mish mash of shit, it is amusing. Max K. Starr		we were going for a general mash-mish of shit, but I guess that'll have to do

sup, i originally came to this site, looking for magic and ways for revenge..... But in the long run i don't really understaand it. And all this shit about messages being boring, well we'll see who' bord at the next full moon.... i hope u all enjoy your yourself whiole you still ahve time to live1		what is it about threatening mail with lots of misspellings that makes it so damn funny?

Jesus was a party animal, who else has turned water into wine? Adam "Iceman"		he hasn't come to one of our parties yet!

Ashley says "you're gay		Ashley! Shut up! They're going to find out about us!

Ashley says "when the world ends Ill be there to laugh and taunt the suffering people of this dirt wad" ashleystarfighter@hot mail.com		Ashley sure says a lot of stuff.

Hey this page is lacking in evil substance......listen to venetian snares to discover true evil download a track called we hate russel . Guy Roger		s it available on 8-Track? We only listen to 8-Track.

well i dont fancy writing "fuck you asshole" and im in school so i wont play with myself so i guess ill just say well done, cool site. funny AND has a point, dont get a lot of those very often, keep up the good work. Andy Davy		We want more ramblings like this. We don't understand them, but we do want more.

What do you think about breast implants for chickens? --- Jordan Miller		We try not to think about the Jordan. And stop touching yourself while you talk about the chickens!
Shrouding all the ground around me. Is this holy crow above me. Black as holes within a memory and blue as our new second sun. I stick my hand into his shadow to pull the pieces from the sand. Which I attempt to reassemble to see just who I might have been. I do not recognize the vessel, but the eyes seem so familiar. Like phosphorescent desert buttons singing one familiar song... Jack Danny		Hmmm. We're guessing you didn't read the part about being "interesting."

Don't Diane Sawyer and friends on Prime time have better things to discuss Jennifer " Wow, nice cleavage!" Lopez and Ben " I can drink you under the table...Bud (hiccup?)" Affleck's impending marriage and 'happy happy joy joy' engagement..... nuclear weapons or saddam maybe???? Jeff Mills		Jeff, Jennifer doesn't really have cleavage. At least not from the front.

"hey tricia pigs say what" huh mom . What? exactly		...?

I am sure that i could take over the world if I wanted to, but I just can't be arsed really. -B'man		Oh come on get arsed!

I have invented a cure for which there is no known disease. By l337h4x0r		We think you can still patent it. Johnson & Johnson has several like this.

I think this site is absolutely awesome I hope you guys keep posting so i can keep laughing. You guys are either incrredibly awesome or incredibly sick either way is kool. Dave Miller		Thanks Dave. You give "bipolar" a good name.

Hasan: I like chicken! You like chicken! Chicken is good! - Peter		Have you met the porn guy up above?

Why is It that vilonce on TV is acceptable but sex isin't?- Narly		We tried sex on the TV. Uncomfortable, dusty, and a little too warm.

davidoff,fuck off you fake-dr.evil		PSSST. Dr Evil is just a movie character played by Mike Meyer.

okay listen up ass holes i wanna say is that if you turned this in to a porno site i prbabaly would play with my self...also the hot girl with the "fuck you im imfamous" t shirt on should watch it cause i do wanna fuck her...and not because shes imfamous either...(because shes got nice tits and im very very HORNY! )(thanks evil.com):)		Another reason why we don't deal in porno.

OUR MILITARY IS NOT READY FOR THE TIMES TO COME. I FEEL THAT THE WAY THINGS ARE NOW OUR STUPIDITY WILL BE OUR DOWN FALL. SO I HAVE A SUGGESTION I SAY THE HELL WITH CONVENTIONAL WARFARE IN ORDER TO BEAT A TERRORIST YOU HAVE TO BE A TERRORIST BOTH HERE AT HOME AND ABROAD. BELIEVE IT OR NOT THERE ARE TERRORIST GROUPS IN THE U.S. I SAY THE HELL W/ THE GENEVA CONVENTION LAWS AND ULTIMATELY IRRATICATE ALL THREAT FORIEGN AND DOMESTIC NO MORE BULLSHIT TALK JUST ACTION		On the left side of your keyboard is a small button marked "Caps Lock" Press it once, then tear it off.

The IRS: we've got what it takes to take what you've got. - Tenku7		We've got an itchy rash. They can have that.

AAHHHHHHH MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 - MATT		Matt, we're trying to figure out the "1" at the end. Not working. See keyboard guy above.

MATT there is no jesus monkey WATERMAN		Jesus Monkey was just here and says there is no Matt Waterman. You guys are going to have to work this out yourselves.

Fact: The going rate for an ex-Soviet AK47 in the Republic of Congo is one live chicken - Luke Brimmings		What can we get for a dead chicken?

when I was young I thought there was a monster under my bed so I got a bear trap and placed under there.................a word of silence for fluffy the teddy bear		Read "Gloomcookie" - Yes, that's as close to an advertisement as we get.

Send your androids on over to http://fullspeed.to/theyogertvandals for emoticon instructions -- Jack Pahle		Our androids are scared of you Jack. They say they don't want to go.

Select this text. Type something. Add your name. Click Submit. satan is my lord Robert Hanz		Satan isn't terribly impressed with your computer skills Bobby.

be proud to be an asshole. stupid bitch e_mail me if u want me come & get me baby. u freekin' shit ur website is a blast. i like it.		Folks, wait a couple of days after your medication gets adjusted before you post

im just wondering is the person who did this fuckin web is in drugs cause you know what i kinda love it.....so i think i should be in drugs too-ajay		We're taking Claritin, does that count? If you're stuffed-up give it a try Ajay.

wat would jesus drive? well, i'll tell u. a little pretend car 4 a little pretend man- my teenage anger RULES!!!! luv beth		Jesus likes Jeeps. Real Jeeps, not those pompous Grand Cherokee things.

- there would be less evil in the world if there would be more monkeys, because monkeys are funny - Spurious Monkey -		Monkeys also do that great thing with dung.

the grass is always greener on the other side that is unless your smoking it - you guys rock -colie davis		What color is it if you're smoking it? Drug quality hints always confused us. We bought a lot of parsley in college.

you rock my world!!! nicole davis		Shhhh. Nichole, we're with Ashley now. Sorry, but you've got to get over it.

you have the best domain name one could ever wish for.... you need to make this site as cool as the url... and I would like to help ;) - Erik Blackthorn		(Mental image of Erik, running around with paste smeared around his mouth and a big special Olympics medal bouncingoff his chest. He's sing-saying "I'm help-ping!") OK, thanks guy.

Life is a dream<Todd Smith		Row row row...come on Todd, a little more originality

"you are The feedback 4 the Devil him self KHALED		If you adjust the speakers and mikes just right you can eliminate the feedback

Steve "The stalker in the girls tree" Wren		Sounds kind of scary to anyone actually living in a "girls tree."

Yo, this is odd. -Douch		Yo? Do people still say Yo? Even Stallone has stopped saying Yo.

Exercise your prerogative not to care. - Daniel Krieger		Whatever.

What if the hokey pokey is what is's all about? - Neil Owen		Shake it all about Neil.

i want demon spells-		We want pie.

Benjamin Take the long road and walk it Hazell		Like you're going to do something else with it?

I was trying to find some evil Porn, but instead found your site...that was evil of you - Wane Banker		We're naughty that way.

what exactly is "cool"? jessie punk		It's not exact. It's an approximation.

Short, AND interesting? Sounds like someone I know . . . - Le Fei		He gets longer if you pet or kiss him.

How ever did you get such a cool domain name? (Not that you're not worthy of it...) -Jerry Krause		When the domain registrar says the site name you want is taken, just keep calling them a liar and they eventually give it to you. Crying helps too.

"curiosity killed the cat, but it got the dog a meal." _me		Thanks. But dog tastes better than cat

Tice Smith - This place makes no sense. So why do I understand it?		No clue.

Hey, stumbled on ur website and yeah thought I would tell ya it was cool, I'm an atheist/ Kacela Kallas		Thanks for sharing your deeply held religious beliefs. Just don't go door-to door trying to spread them. People hate that.

et_neo@chaiyo.com		et tu Neo?

I find it astonishing that a being with such an obviously ventilated mind can keep contained the odor of consciousness, let alone the stench of pseudo-intellectuality. Your mouth is a playpen for the diapered words of small talk. Martin Stephans		Pseudo Intellectuality? We're not the potty-mouth diaper boy!

Intresting sight, I'm confused but intrested. Where am I again? Brett Lindbloom		It's an interesting site too.

Return of the Evil mutated Attack Squid (beware) Jack M.		Was the squid evil before he was mutated, or are you drawing a causal relationship there?