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May 1, 2017


No, seriously, Mayday! Mayday the fuck out of May day!

Yeah, we know it's a tradition. But when Loyalty is held up against ISIS we kinda feel like it's being manipulated. Like if you're not loyal to the Grand Cheeto, you're supporting ISIS. Frankly, when Trump talks about "Loyalty Day" we just get this loose bowel thing going and start sweating...

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