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November 4, 2014


Have all our boyhood sexual fantasies become notorious crimes for the women who were willing to generously provide fulfillment of said fantasies. Rape? Nope, we never thought we wanted to be raped by an older woman, we just wanted to get laid by any woman.

Seriously, we'd be more well adjusted had we had the attentions of an NFL Cheerleader at age 15. And we'd have likely spent less time trying to steal porn mags.


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