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July 5, 2014

What is it...

About explosions that draws people towards them?

Personally, we think it's an evolutionary thing. You see, they're supposed to get blown up in firework displays, and then they don't procreate, and after a few generations we finally end up with quiet celebrations of the 4th of July and New Years Eve.

Damn safety laws.


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