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July 1, 2014

Is soccer over yet?

Is our long national nightmare over yet?

Really, do we want to be though of like all those other soccer fans with their "don't touch the balls with your hands?" 

No, in America we want hands on our balls!

And if you think we're gonna call it fartball, or whatever, you don't know us very well.
(OK, maybe you might have guessed the lame fart joke...)

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