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June 21, 2014

Friend... unfriend...

It should have tipped us off as to what a group of mutant aliens the Facebook guys are that they came up with the term "Unfriend." 

Yeah, what color is your sky?

Anyway, if you've ever wanted to know when someone unfriends you, here's the twisted list of steps to restore your failed self-sufficiency. 

Yeah, you may be pathetically needy to do this, but at least you'll know who to say "fuck you" to when you see them next.


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