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June 19, 2014

Amazon Fire...


Yeah, it's a phone. A shopping phone. When the only store you want to shop on is Amazon.

Don't get us wrong, we do plenty of shopping on Amazon.

But the day we dedicate our phone to being a "prime" customer of a single business, well, we'll start having trouble looking in a mirror.

At least it's not a Wal-Mart phone. We don't even want to think what kind of "special" features that fucker would have.


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