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June 2, 2014

Wait a sec...

Ron Paul is still alive? We could have sworn we heard he died. Seriously, wasn't that a huge party with live bands and girls swinging around the room on rope swings and everyone laughing with relief?

Hm. Maybe that was Memorial Day. We get confused some times.

  We don't actually hate the guy, but he's a buzz kill and his supporters are SO fucking pretentious and  boring.  

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