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February 21, 20134

You have to understand...

We really would have had no reason to know what Bruce Jenner looks like today. Didn't even know that he was on one of those reality shows.

And then we... HOLY FUCKING SHIT! That's not plastic surgery, that's burn reconstruction surgery.

But, seriously. If an insane taxidermist wanted to make a sex doll it might go something like this...


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