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February 3, 20134

We actually sympathize...

With the somewhat brain dead portion of the country complaining about America the Beautiful being sung in languages other than English.  First, we feel sorry for all the ones who thought AtB was our National Anthem. That kind of ignorance can't be taught in school, you has ta learns it from yer parents.

Then we feel for all those 'mericans who pine for a 'merica that never actually existed, kind of like we'd like to go to Middle Earth or Narnia. Believe me, if we could send you to that alternate reality, we'd fund that Kickstarter.

Finally, we feel sorry for Coke. Because you're apparently no longer going to be the drink of choice for the overfed and undereducated of this country.


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