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December 11, 2013

Just a word to the wise...

Flowers won't get you out of everything guys.  In fact, they're pretty far down on the list. 

Here's the list of acceptable gestures that will get you out of trouble with women, in order of effectiveness, from lowest to highest. To be clear, any particular level will probably include one or more of the lower level gestures.

• Sincere apology and promise not to repeat

• Flowers

• Surprise dinner out

• Silver jewelry

• Gold jewelry

• Diamond jewlery

• Proposal of marriage

And just because we're not a bunch of heartless guys who only think of themselves, here's the list for women.

• Vigorous non-reciprocal blowjob

Once again, so much simpler to be a woman.

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