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November 16, 2013

Are we skipping...

Thanksgiving this year? Just wondering, given all the Christmas shit already blocking the aisles of the liquor store today.

Frankly, good riddance. Turkey is crappy meat, cranberry is bitter and stains too easily, and don't get us started on the idea that pumpkin pie is anything more than a ton of brown sugar to make that fucking squash taste good.

But seriously, can we just drop the ridiculous holiday? We know it's as full of lies and propaganda as Columbus Day. It's like we're just keeping it around so we can remember when Black Friday is.


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