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November 15, 2013

Really? Looking for a freaky Christmas present?

We suggest an Otamatone!

The large white ones are the ones to get. It looks like a smiling mutant sperm. Sounds like... well, it sounds like what we'd expect a mutant sperm to sound like, smiling or not.


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