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September 18, 2013

And where's Goldfinger...

When you need him for a TV spot? 

Yeah, Apple pushed a gold iPhone out of it's ass last week. It's all about selling to gangsters, old rich women, and the Chinese apparently.

And, just to be more pretentious, it's Champaign Gold. Make sure you've got that right when you point at one and laugh.

Oh, the plastic ones came out too.  Yay, now we can build our wardrobe around another shitty limiited Apple color.  Remember teal?

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