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September 14, 2013

Thieves want your iPhone...

And your finger.

Yeah, don't think it isn't coming. Even though Apple says "a severed finger won't unlock the new iPhone 5s' touch-to-unlock feature" we don't think that closes the door.

How many thieves do you know who keep up on those things?

"No homeboy, don't cut that pretty businessman's finger off so you can unlock his Champaign Gold iPhone later. Apple says it won't work."

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

Oh wait, it already has.


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