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July 10, 2013

The best word in this headline...

Is "Again."

Ohio Man Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again.

This may be the Year of the Deer, but it's also the summer of weird men having sex with inanimate objects. First, news broke that a bike fucker is on the loose in Sweden and now an Ohio man has been arrested for having sex with a rubber pool raft...

Of course, that must be some great pool raft.  Unfortunately they don't include the model number and brand.

Research will be hard here.


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