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April 7, 2013

Thigh gap...

We marvel at the inventiveness of young women trying to torment themselves.

To this, we give you the insanity of "the Thigh Gap."

The idea that you're only perfect if the flesh in your legs is so sparse that it doesn't touch between your crotch and your knees.

Yeah right. 

We blame The Walking Dead. Yeah, those girl zombies are damn sexy.


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