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February 17, 2013

So junk food is powerful stuff...

And apparently some folks don't understand that if it's popular, it might run out. No surprise those people eat junk food. Yeah, there's only so much stock in one of those tiny Taco Bell buildings.  Really, they're not magic, no portals to alternate food dimensions.

So when the Cool Ranch Dorito Locos Tacos came out to great reviews, something awful happened.

They ran out all over the place.

And we got quotes like: "This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me."

Which if true, really says more about how this guy needs to get out of his mom's basement more.

OK, we haven't actually tried them, and maybe they're the best thing ever.  But its not like we need another addiction...

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