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February 4, 2013

Think about time travel...

But instead, someone is brought forward from the 1800's to see you.  You show them your phone and explain that due to a wireless connection to all of the information in the world, you can search and retrieve almost any information within seconds.

And you use it mostly for porn, videos of cats, and Angry Birds.

And then they punch you.


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