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February 1, 2013

Try harder porn...

Your no longer the best way to get a computer virus.  The new winner? Online advertising! 

You're even more likely to get infected if you're Gen Y!

And even more if you're a hipster douchebag in a suit you bought too small so that it doesn't fit you!

We made that last one up, but it's probably true anyway.


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