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January 17, 2013

We need a business loan...

Here's the elevator pitch.

We fabricate fake Google Glasses headsets.  Totally non-functional, just the plastic strip, some chrome, and a little glass lens. 

We can't get sued over that, cuz we haven't actually copied their tech.

We sell them for around $10 each. 

Maybe give some away to the homeless while we're at it, just to advertise. After all, they're always looking off into undefined space talking with invisible friends.   Perfect market segment.

We're gonna be rich!

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