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December 28, 2012

Have you heard the latest about...

Kim Kardashian?

Oh, you have? Then slap yourself. Again, harder.

If you give a flying fuck about this talentless big-assed waste of humanity you've drifted into a spiral of insignificance that will guarantee your passing from this earth will leave no impression on those who remain. Seriously, this kind of "celebrity" is indicative of a mankind whose highest art form aspires to be a train wreck.

And her sex tape was boring.


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