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November 19, 2012


We are sorry for you if you're...

1) unable to find the last Twinkie in your local store

2) agonizing over whether to eat that last Twinkie or save it for later

But we're happy for you because you're that much closer to extending your lifespan by a couple of years...


Not one of the fools who bought two truckloads of product that actually expires in December.

Yeah, no matter what that Zombieland movie says, Twinkies actually go bad pretty quickly.

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