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August 18, 2012

Facebook, weight loss...

And just a few weeks after it's IPO, the bloated Facebook has shed almost 50% of it's ugly, flabby stock valuation.  No normal diet would work that well.  What could be responsible?

We suspect it's the Timeline weight loss program.  Making all users take on the ugly, inefficient, and privacy indifferent Timeline induced vomiting more effectively than any anorexic technique currently practiced. 

Congrats Facebook.  To quote Tadzu Lempke, "Thinner."


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