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July 3, 2012

Next time you're at a Starbucks...

Leave your name as "Primrose Everdeen."

When the order is ready and the barista calls it out, stand up straight and yell "I volunteer as tribute!"

Then take the cup and walk out.

Or, like us, you can just use the name Keyser Söze.  And leave the cup on the counter so they keep calling for you.  That's what we do.


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