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June 11, 2012
Funny how Apple has to always have a nemesis, one that's keeping them down, preventing them from doing their absolute best.
And now that Microsoft is totally hands off Apple, they've had to look to a new and inventive area for a new nemesis.
And it's apparently Apple.
Check out their self-inhibiting actions for this week:
New MagSafe power connector, because you know power has changed so much in the last few years. This makes any extra power connectors you've bought obsoluete. But hey, you can buy more from Apple.
Siri is much improved on the iPhone, word is it can even recognize it's own name, but apparently has been lobotomized on the iPad. After all, Apple needs to be able to charge you for some easy upgrades down the road.
Hey, that new MacBook pro has two of those Thunderbolt ports that nobody knows what to do with. Remember all that Firewire crap you bought last time Apple did this? Neither do we.
The next iOS? Full of stuff there's already 3rd party apps that do it better. Oh, and they've totally integrated Facebook in everything because you weren't wasting enough of your time there. We're not going into details here, check out the list of 200+ improvements and see if any of them give you the slightest tech hard-on...
So, get out there and buy a new bunch of bit-fruit labeled crap! You wouldn't want Zombie Steve Jobs to have to come and get you!
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