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June 2, 2012


We can stop holding our breath now.  Crystal Harris has returned to Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion.

After all, the day when an rich octogenarian publishing giant can't keep a vapid, surgically enhanced blond gold digger in his crib is the day we have to go back and rewrite our life goals. 

And we just hate that.


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