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May 17, 2012

Here's a movie we'd like to make...

What happened to Charlie Chaplin's body for the two months it was missing from his grave?

Figure it this way: Sure there was an official "cover up" story.  But zombie Charle Chaplin, 1978 during the hey-day (did we just say hey-day?) of the Disco Craze, and a two month period in which to develop a plotline that includes his resemblance to Hitler and that adorable Little Tramp Walk (abet a little more zombie shuffling.)  Brilliant!

Who do we see in Hollywood about making this happen?

  Best thing:  Tagline that reads "Now the true story can be told!"  

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