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May 13, 2012

Well, it's about time we heard from...

Bristol Palin on gay marriage.  She's been far too silent on the issue and we know how much her drooling affects the pulse of America.  Sullen pregnant teen, left at the altar, known for deep thought, noted after so much research that

"we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview"

Exactly.  So when are you giving your love child up for adoption?

  And how about your mother, think it's too late to put you in a decent home?  

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