we get it... daily

April 18, 2012

Dick Clark... Good-bye...

We always assumed you had some kind of deal with the devil that kept you looking young, and would never let you die.

Thanks for all those bandstands, especially the ones in the 80's where the girls basically jumped around in lacy underwear.  We especially appreciated that.

We expect that, Mayan Calendar not withstanding, New Years Eve will still come and go with your secret, yet subtly flawed, clone Ryan Seacrest at the helm.  Still, it won't quite be the same.


Read the Lies

Read the Shouts

Read the Archives

Read the Static

Read the Financials

we get it.  check back daily.