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March 20, 2012

We're not really the target market...

But just between us, Pink Slime sounds absolutely tasty.

Just think about truth in advertising for other taste treats:

Caviar - raw sturgeon eggs

Steal Tar Tar - raw ground beef with a raw egg on top

Sweetbreads - Pancreas

Uni - Sea urchin (and it looks like a phlegm ball)

Lutefisk - white fish in lye soda

Now, pink slime sounds plain in comparison.



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