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January 22, 2012

So, this mean's Doc's out of a job?

In the news today, Disney is magnanimously allowing employees to grow beards.

We imagine that includes women, as otherwise this would be so sexist.

Only 1/4 inch though.

No Soul Patches. Because that has a sexual connotation that family friendly D-Land wouldn't want to inflict on folks from flyover country.

"Daddy, what's wrong with that man's chin?"

"Well honey, it's a landing strip for the man's girlfriend's pubic region.  It kind of pads his chin from the otherwise aggressive grinding contact."

"Oh, I see Daddy, it's kind of like a man's version of a Brazilian waxing."

"You're so smart pumpkin."


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