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January 4, 2012
Blue Ivy Carter...
Did you hear that Beyonce (there's supposed to be a pretentious accent character at the end of that name but we'll be damned if we're going out of our way to differentiate her from any other Bey-Once out there) and Jay Z (because Zephaniah is just too damn hard to spell all the way out) had a baby?
And they named it... after a sick wall clinging plant, and the father of the peanut.
No, not Charles Schultz, although that would be an improvement.
Wow, just out of the womb and the kid has a really good case for parental abuse...
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