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January 3, 2012

We fucking hate these hipster fucks...

Especially the whiney rich ones, which pretty much means all of them.

But when they're famous too... fuck 'em.

Today's example: Patrick Carey of Black Keys.

He had the gaul to whine that "rock music is dying because of Nickleback." He didn't mention that Nicleback is so much popular than Black Keys, and maybe that's part of the reason why his hipster fucking glasses are all teared up.

Hey Patty.  If you think you're playing Rock and Roll, you're fooling your douchebag self. At least Nicleback songs have a beat we can dance to without looking like we're having a seizure.


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