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November 8, 2011

Asteroid, close call...

With all the movies we've had on this subject, even the words "close call" cause our testicles to crawl up into the nearest body cavity to wait out the danger. Of course, close call constitutes 1.38 million kilometers from Earth. For those metricly challenged readers that's still a fucking long ways away.  Harmless. We hope.

By the way, the asteroid is around a city block in size.  And we're probably thinking a NYC city block more than a Alabama city block.

Anyway, it's coming by today.

How are your testicles?


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