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October 31, 2011
Don't ask, don't tell... Apple...
Charlie Miller, a security researcher, publicly demonstrated a security flaw in your iPhone.
So Apple has banned him from their development plan.
Because we all know there's no way an Apple product could be subject to bugs, because it's not popular enough to attract the attention of hackers intent on doing evil.
Good thing Apple has no intention of becoming popular.
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