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September 21, 2011

This just in...

Meg Whitman to be new CEO of HP.

Her cyborg smile is creepier than ever.  Seriously, there's raptor in her genes - there's just as much gum above her protruding fangs as there are fangs. Based on smile alone, we'd run screaming from this company.

HP is doomed.


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