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September 17, 2011

Oh please, come soon...

We're waiting with breathless anticipation for the real stinky, oily, sticky dirt to come out on Rick Perry.  We all know it's eventually going to happen, so can we get it out before the new fall season of TV shows?

Sure the guy's a scary sack of shit, a "ridiculous douchebag" The Texan who sponsored cheers when he spoke about actively letting people who couldn't pay for healthcare just go away and die.

We're just waiting for him to take a wide stance at the urinal, if you know what we mean. It's so obviously eventual, can't we just take it for granted now and get on with the adult candidacy?


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