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September 10, 2011

Looking forward to the Sheen Roast...

Apparently our tickets got lost in th email so we had to read about it the next day.  But we'll be DVR'ing it when it shows later this month on the 19th, the same day as Ashton Kutcher's debut in Two and A Half Men.

Our favorite jokes so far:

"How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."  Jon Lovitz.

Comparing Sheen to Bruce Willis: "You were big in the '80s, and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher."  Amy Schumer.

No matter what, Sheen is right in saying that he did what everyone wants to do; Told his boss to fuck off. 

That feels good.  You really need to do it a couple of times in your life or you just aren't being true to yourself.


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