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August 5, 2011
And a half...
We note with interest that Ashton Kucher has now officially taken over for Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. This leaves us with two and a half questions:
When are they going to stop counting the "kid" as half a man? Seriously, he's getting bigger than Jon Cryer. Rename the show Two Men and One and a Half Kids and we're fine with it.
Second, can we get a Vegas line on a date when Kucher pisses off Chuck Lorre, shacks up with a couple of porn stars and starts broadcasting his manifesto on the internet?
And then, we have to ask, Jon Cryer...
|Oh come now, you saw that coming. You'll have to fill in the rest yourself. Seriously, just look at Cryer. The questions flow pretty easy from there.|
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