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July 4, 2011

Happy Fourth of July...

Count your fingers.

Write down the number.

Check it tonight and if the numbers don't match up you need to get to the hospital.

Yeah, some people need this kind of help.

  Unfortunately kids, most fingers blown off have suffered too much trauma to be re-attached. So play it safe, play with knives instead.  

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