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June 12, 2011
Who the fuck reviews this stuff?
Reading the review of Duke Nukem Forever, we have to ask, who the fuck chooses the reviewers for this stuff?
We provide as evidence, the opening paragraph:
In the first few moments of Duke Nukem Forever, your character pees in a urinal and then earns an achievement for reaching into a toilet and extracting a piece of human excrement. Why does the game reward you for doing this? I have no idea. It's not part of a joke or important to the story; the designers of the game apparently feel that you the player would miss out by not holding some poo in your virtual hand.
Of course, we're all over this. Preordered. Watching that tracking number...
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